Memorable Memory: Gustas's Bowser Feet
January 5, 2005
- Up comes the Phoenix rising from the ashes...
loc @ PITT. I finally updating
this site harharharharhar.
April 3, 2004 - Lick her feet,
beat your meat.
Chuck @ 7:35
Well its been about a year since
this site has been updated... I figured it was about damn time
to change that... So I'll recap the last year:
Dan: Dan went to Pittsburgh
University to follow his dreams to become that lazy hobbit who
sits alone, looking at the stars through a telescope for the
rest of his life. Dan has done well here I must say though.
He drinks a lot and I cant walk into the lobby with out running
into 9 girls he hooked up with.
Gustas: Broke up with Nikki.
( always jessahontas to fall back on)
Kissinger: Our dear Bryan has
fallen into the trap of the inhaling underworld. Kissinger smokes
not only cigarrettes but Mary-Jane as well. His pothead friends
gave him a pothead nickname, "Beezy" ... yeah.. we
dont know either.. but hey, dont bother me none. He goes to
St. Joes, and because of him.. their "roundball" team
had an undefeated regular season. Go Hawks... Kissinger is majoring
in psychology... also a job that you sit on your ass... but
he'll listen to pansies gripe about life.. and gets to write
them a perscription to grow a pair and get over themselves.
Tony: Tony took pictures of
himself naked, and has a oriental girlfriend named Lulu. She's
ethnic. Whatever floats his boat... just watch out for her dad..
I heard those people take pictures of everything. Hey he could
take pictures of him naked... cuz thats what Ton does. He goes
to Pitt as well and is majoring in being an awesome artist.
I dont know probably an architect or something.
Bamford: Bamford still goes
to Penn State and is relinquished from his driving privelages
yet again, for a second time. Bamford changed his major to the
one I'm currently in, IST.. (computer dork). Bamford enjoys
it and loves peeing on the floor of anyones dorm.
Chuck: Me, I'm going to the
worst Penn State branch campus ever. I hate it, I hate you.
Im majoring in IST and am rockin through college. I bought a
dvd the other day and that was pretty exciting. I'm 19 years
old and looking for a free maid, or a wife. Just need someone
to clean my trailer with the white picket fence.
Domenic: Schenley, Hair, went
from pre med to theater... also known as a 100,000 job to a
20,000 job.. way to go dude.. just as long as your havin fun.
Well thats about it... and remember...
ALWAYS ROCKIN !
April 11, 2003
Gustas @09:15 AM EST ROOM 216
Well, it's only been 6 months since the last update but I think
I've gained interest to actually do this. Aside from my partner
site, Room 216, Which is operated by Goko's own Ultimate Bastard,
Chuck, and Domo Machino, domenic mercuri. The powerful band
room 216, which i think i announced 2 years ago, is now on its
feet and walking. One concert has already been done. Tonight
is a milestone. 13 songs. One night. with two other bands. Cixelsyd
featuring Eric Kurtz on Bass, Will Reiley on Guitar and Dan
Koshulsky on Drums. Twine, the other band playing consists of
vocals by Andy Hair, guitar by Matt Maccarone, Chris Zinda on
Bass and Josh Pogash providing the beat on drums. It will be
a great concert. Anyways, That's It, and that is all. Goodbye.
"Somebody set up us the
bomb." -Zero Wing
October 31, 2002
Big Daddy @08:30 EST Halloween
Fun
It's halloween so I changed the colors of the site. And it will
probably be like that for a while until I feel like bringing
it back to normal. We have some stories we'd like to add into
Tales from the Crib involving trips to various colleges and
we'd like to bust out the brand new part of the site called
WestEndFSW, which will be the new section dedicated to soaping
and pictures. Everything in Grind Session will be moved there
and we hope to produce more and more pictures in the future.
We have some on ofotos.com but you can't see them because you
need a password to get in which we won't tell you. And along
with these pictures we hope to post our first soap video including
songs "Brick House" and "Hate to Say I Told you
So." SO GOKO IS COMING BACK!
"Cop asked, 'Is this the
condition this house is always in?' and Dave said, 'Uh, yeah,
it is.'" -House destruction Party
May 16, 2002
Big Daddy @20:30 EST School's
out for summer
Well, I took my last test today and so school is over, that
means Goko is coming back. This also means updates for punk
band Room 216 will be showing up here. Room 216 consists of
me on bass and guitar, domenic on bass and guitar, khool
on guitar, ton on drums, and a singer who hasn't been officially
determined yet. We are playing a show with Will Reiley's band
on the day before the last day of school. So skip school that
day and come see us play up at the Greenwood Hose Fire House.
You won't regret it. This show may be free or you may have to
pay. There might even be food there. I'm also doing a side project
for a more softer punk style with guitarists drew and markstev,
singer steve wood and drummer dan wood. Maybe that band will
also enter into this festival. This is the official last day
of school I'm talking about. Not the seniors' last day. So just
go to it. We'll be playing about 10-15 songs I guess featuring
some originals. And if you know anyone interested in buying
a bass guitar, let me know. C-ya later folks. Oh yeah, some
day I'm going to make an official Room 216 section for this
so be prepared.
"Hey! You're part of it!
-piebald"
October 21, 2001
Big Daddy @20:30 EST The West
Side Story
I've got another story for all of you to read. Many of you,
in fact, most of you, probably already heard this story but
did you hear it right? No, you didn't, unless it came from one
of us who were actually there. And we were there, and we know
the story. It's part of our Tales from the Crib section and
it is called "The Pellet Gun Incident: Not Guilty".
So you can check that out over there. An update to this breaking
story will eventually be released as you will find out if you
read the story. And that's all. That's right, content updates
are back.
"Hey you, see me ... Pictures
crazy ... All the world I see before me passing bye ... "
September 20, 2001
Big Daddy @13:55 EST It's Party
Time
Dan Khool turned 16 today. Everbody cheer. And for the comic
above. This will be a big part of the site from now on. Every
week or every few days Tony will make a cartoon like the one
above and will eventually be saved into an archive where you
can view all of the cartoons. And I'm going to "illegally"
upload a bunch of pictures in the pub room since i don't have
a scanner, ton's doesnt work and i dont feel like buying one.
And I dare you all to type in Q33N, a code that was part of
a call number for one of the planes in last week's terrorist
attacks, into your microsoft word program and change the font
to "wingdings" size 26 and see if you become freaked
out. That's it.
"Put that in your pipe
and smoke it! With your burnt lips ... "
August 21, 2001
Big Daddy @13:55 EST Finally,
the update you've been WAITING for...
and it Will probably be the next one as we have pictures of
grinding and of a new found glory concert we went to. You can
even see the goko staff with Jordan of NFG. As soon as someone
scans them that is. So YEAH, School's starting soon. Maybe I
can do more stuff cuz I'll have to be home every night. Including
a new layout. But until then, the five people that did come
here and voted on the poll, you'll be happy to see the updates
again. And We'll be advertising for goko with new shirts that
we'll make. And with that the quote below is part of the song
"certain" by NFG. Nobody likes us, nobody.
"My life is an open book
of changes, and it just occured to me, I dream of all these
different places, that I will never see..."
June 5, 2001
Big Daddy @17:55 EST I've got
my hashpipe.
So the new story is up there and a new image can be seen as
the main image if it comes up. The old story is in the News
Vault, and I'm sorry that the last one was desperate but I needed
an update. And since I don't have a scanner or a digital camera,
I'm relying on the other members to scan and take pictures.
So whenever they might feel like scanning or uploading, there
will be bigger updates.
"Hand me down flip-flops,
hand me down soccccccks."
May 30, 2001
Big Daddy @23:20ET It's been
two months since the last update.
Ok, Goko is about to make its comeback. To keep the people of
Pottsville updated with everything they need to know and people
everywhere else. More pictures, more stories, more news is all
coming and the feature I promised two months ago will be produced,
hopefully. And that's all I have to say. Maybe I'll get a constructive
update going in the next few days. Peace out.
"You talk about sublimnable!"
March 29, 2001
Big Daddy @23:20ET Watch Yo'self
Arrright. Enough downtime from the site. I'm making a comeback,
but don't call it a comeback! Coz' to have a comeback is to
have a setback first and I've been here all month! *clears throat*
Notice the title bar tells you that myself and other PAHS kids
are goin' to an NFG concert on April 19th in Scranton, at Tink's
Lounge (a club). Everyone in the area should be there. If you're
not, you don't know what you're missing. Plus the tickets are
only 10 bucks. Buy em' at Ticketmaster.
Alright, now, I'm going to make a new section called a features
section. Just about every site has one so I'm doing it too.
I have an idea of what my first will be but just wait a few
days. I'll get it up. I'd like to call it a dedication to a
foo'. Gotta do some surfin. Catch my wave? Ah hah.. yeah.
"Preservation. It's a beautiful
thing. (*smash*)"
February 27, 2001
Big Daddy @23:20ET Hello, I'm
here to kill you.
If I can, I'd like to use the famous webmaster cliché
right about now and state that, "No, I'm not dead."
With that out of the way, now I have to say that I don't really
have any update material for you. I recommend you to watch the
Tonight Show with Jay Leno because it is quality programming
where you can find many cannibal jokes. New story up top, crash
story moved to the News Vault, and well, I'm alive.
"Why does Hannibal Lechter
eat Jennifer Lopez last?" "Why's that Jay?" "Cuz
theres always room for J-Lo!! Oh!"
February 8, 2001
Big Daddy @22:20ET Saving the
world just to grind a little ...
On sunday, we found ourselves bored. So we decided to make a
grind session. With there now being seven of us, (marc, tony,
dan, chuck, kissinger, chris mercuri & domenic mercuri)
our grinding style is expanding. And so Domenic and Kissinger's
GF took us around looking for poles. We ended up behind the
Catholic War Vets near railway. There's only one rail there,
but it's cool. I was in a scream mask, Tony was a mailman, Dan
was a ... i don't know, Chuck was a superhero, Kissinger was
a vampire (?), Chris was supposed to be a pirate but looked
like the hamburgler guy from McDonald's, and Domenic was Spiderman.
Don't know what I mean? Check out the new pictures in our Grind
Session section of the site. They are the ones on the bottom.
They may take a while to load, but they're worth it. Lobo Fuerte.
"EEEE! Trouble with a Capital
T! I know someone has already used that one ... "