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Any insults or offending comments on this page are to be taken lightly. Hey, if it weren't for my superior intellect, this site wouldn't exist, so therefore my opinions are the same as yours. So just chill, no need to get all emotional. I kill myself with insults more than anyone on this page ... indubitibly


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Big Daddy
AOL SN: gdoggfool
ICQ #: 42727688
E-mail: bigdaddy_360@anewfoundglory.net

Ultimate Bastard
AOL SN: Chuck27
ICQ #: 18116053
E-mail: Chuck27@anewfoundglory.net

Criz-P-Nipple
AOL SN: skunktpunker
ICQ #: 20356350
E-mail: arlo@f-tech.net

Khool
AOL SN: khool236
ICQ #: 61073168
E-mail: khool236@excite.com

loc
AOL SN: Antoon's pizza
ICQ #: 30940286
E-mail: lil_ton023@hotmail.com

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


( At the founding of Goko)

Are you tired of the BULL market sticking a horn up ur ass? Well, we can help. Here at Goko we are determined to bring you up to date financial reports about the yearly fiscal period in the stock exchange. Sure we have nothing to back up our information with since we have no experience in the lawfirm credentials area but you must trust us. We will permantely get your ass out of assets, literally. We mean what we say. Are you bumping into the wall of wall street? We hope so because we would just love to pull you away from that wall since your just flattened against it like a flapjack on a serrated pan. It's our duty to raise your quarterly expenses of bar and task and FICA credentials. With our special stock broker exchange program (SBEP) (thank you captain obvious) we can guarantee more profitable loans and mortgages for quarterly X 4 (1 year).

-UPDATES-

june 6, 2020

Marc @08:15 AM EST - a day that will (not) live in infamy
Well, well, well. You thought it would never happen again and you were wrong (but mostly correct). Goko is being updated for the first time in 13+ years. Not with actual website content, of course. That will continue to never happen. Instead, I will regale you with facts about our lives. What's been happening, you ask? We have all graduated from our respective colleges. We got jobs. One of us has a kid! The others are around 35 and may never get there, but as the great French Stewart once said, whilst being played by Jimmy Fallon on SNL, "I'm a late bloomer, Alex, and in double jeopardy I'm gonna bloom!" Four of us are married. We all moved out of our home town of Pottsville, PA. Someday, we all may go back like jack to the island (WE NEED TO GO BACK). Did I mention we all loved LOST? That happened, too! 6 seasons! What a blur. We are living in some troubled times including a global pandemic and a national fight against racism. Hopefully, by the time this website is updated again in 15 years, society will be in a much better place. If there is a God, He apparently knows, as the saying goes. While the earth grows, and chuck remembers watching me paint my toes, we will work on our flows and then put on our clothes. And it shows. We all know how to pose. But do we understand our foes? Some would answer with no's, I suppose. Which blows! However, it's the truth we need to expose. How else can we learn but through prose in which we speak of our woes? Now it's time to close, my ho's and bros. Go out and smell a rose. Nice day out there.

"If a lot of people loved each other, the world would be a better place." - Tommy Wiseau

April 1,2007

Chuck @05:15 PM EST It's sad you're a bear
Hrmm... Two whole years have gone by since this guy got an update. I guess I got the idea while, in a state of absolute confusion, watched Gustas paint his toe nails. I had a lot of good ideas about a few changes I wanted to make on the site, but I forgot them all... I am working on a new news feed article that I should be posting soon. I haven't written anything in a long time so my writing and thought process is about as easy to put together as a rubik's cube. Anywho, that's all for now... peace out goko fans.

Memorable Memory: Gustas's Bowser Feet

January 5, 2005 - Up comes the Phoenix rising from the ashes...

loc @ PITT. I finally updating this site harharharharhar.

April 3, 2004 - Lick her feet, beat your meat.

Chuck @ 7:35

Well its been about a year since this site has been updated... I figured it was about damn time to change that... So I'll recap the last year:

Dan: Dan went to Pittsburgh University to follow his dreams to become that lazy hobbit who sits alone, looking at the stars through a telescope for the rest of his life. Dan has done well here I must say though. He drinks a lot and I cant walk into the lobby with out running into 9 girls he hooked up with.

Gustas: Broke up with Nikki. ( always jessahontas to fall back on)

Kissinger: Our dear Bryan has fallen into the trap of the inhaling underworld. Kissinger smokes not only cigarrettes but Mary-Jane as well. His pothead friends gave him a pothead nickname, "Beezy" ... yeah.. we dont know either.. but hey, dont bother me none. He goes to St. Joes, and because of him.. their "roundball" team had an undefeated regular season. Go Hawks... Kissinger is majoring in psychology... also a job that you sit on your ass... but he'll listen to pansies gripe about life.. and gets to write them a perscription to grow a pair and get over themselves.

Tony: Tony took pictures of himself naked, and has a oriental girlfriend named Lulu. She's ethnic. Whatever floats his boat... just watch out for her dad.. I heard those people take pictures of everything. Hey he could take pictures of him naked... cuz thats what Ton does. He goes to Pitt as well and is majoring in being an awesome artist. I dont know probably an architect or something.

Bamford: Bamford still goes to Penn State and is relinquished from his driving privelages yet again, for a second time. Bamford changed his major to the one I'm currently in, IST.. (computer dork). Bamford enjoys it and loves peeing on the floor of anyones dorm.

Chuck: Me, I'm going to the worst Penn State branch campus ever. I hate it, I hate you. Im majoring in IST and am rockin through college. I bought a dvd the other day and that was pretty exciting. I'm 19 years old and looking for a free maid, or a wife. Just need someone to clean my trailer with the white picket fence.

Domenic: Schenley, Hair, went from pre med to theater... also known as a 100,000 job to a 20,000 job.. way to go dude.. just as long as your havin fun.

Well thats about it... and remember... ALWAYS ROCKIN !

April 11, 2003

Gustas @09:15 AM EST ROOM 216
Well, it's only been 6 months since the last update but I think I've gained interest to actually do this. Aside from my partner site, Room 216, Which is operated by Goko's own Ultimate Bastard, Chuck, and Domo Machino, domenic mercuri. The powerful band room 216, which i think i announced 2 years ago, is now on its feet and walking. One concert has already been done. Tonight is a milestone. 13 songs. One night. with two other bands. Cixelsyd featuring Eric Kurtz on Bass, Will Reiley on Guitar and Dan Koshulsky on Drums. Twine, the other band playing consists of vocals by Andy Hair, guitar by Matt Maccarone, Chris Zinda on Bass and Josh Pogash providing the beat on drums. It will be a great concert. Anyways, That's It, and that is all. Goodbye.

"Somebody set up us the bomb." -Zero Wing
October 31, 2002

Big Daddy @08:30 EST Halloween Fun
It's halloween so I changed the colors of the site. And it will probably be like that for a while until I feel like bringing it back to normal. We have some stories we'd like to add into Tales from the Crib involving trips to various colleges and we'd like to bust out the brand new part of the site called WestEndFSW, which will be the new section dedicated to soaping and pictures. Everything in Grind Session will be moved there and we hope to produce more and more pictures in the future. We have some on ofotos.com but you can't see them because you need a password to get in which we won't tell you. And along with these pictures we hope to post our first soap video including songs "Brick House" and "Hate to Say I Told you So." SO GOKO IS COMING BACK!

"Cop asked, 'Is this the condition this house is always in?' and Dave said, 'Uh, yeah, it is.'" -House destruction Party
May 16, 2002

Big Daddy @20:30 EST School's out for summer
Well, I took my last test today and so school is over, that means Goko is coming back. This also means updates for punk band Room 216 will be showing up here. Room 216 consists of me on bass and guitar, domenic on bass and guitar, khool on guitar, ton on drums, and a singer who hasn't been officially determined yet. We are playing a show with Will Reiley's band on the day before the last day of school. So skip school that day and come see us play up at the Greenwood Hose Fire House. You won't regret it. This show may be free or you may have to pay. There might even be food there. I'm also doing a side project for a more softer punk style with guitarists drew and markstev, singer steve wood and drummer dan wood. Maybe that band will also enter into this festival. This is the official last day of school I'm talking about. Not the seniors' last day. So just go to it. We'll be playing about 10-15 songs I guess featuring some originals. And if you know anyone interested in buying a bass guitar, let me know. C-ya later folks. Oh yeah, some day I'm going to make an official Room 216 section for this so be prepared.

"Hey! You're part of it! -piebald"
October 21, 2001

Big Daddy @20:30 EST The West Side Story
I've got another story for all of you to read. Many of you, in fact, most of you, probably already heard this story but did you hear it right? No, you didn't, unless it came from one of us who were actually there. And we were there, and we know the story. It's part of our Tales from the Crib section and it is called "The Pellet Gun Incident: Not Guilty". So you can check that out over there. An update to this breaking story will eventually be released as you will find out if you read the story. And that's all. That's right, content updates are back.

"Hey you, see me ... Pictures crazy ... All the world I see before me passing bye ... "
September 20, 2001

Big Daddy @13:55 EST It's Party Time
Dan Khool turned 16 today. Everbody cheer. And for the comic above. This will be a big part of the site from now on. Every week or every few days Tony will make a cartoon like the one above and will eventually be saved into an archive where you can view all of the cartoons. And I'm going to "illegally" upload a bunch of pictures in the pub room since i don't have a scanner, ton's doesnt work and i dont feel like buying one. And I dare you all to type in Q33N, a code that was part of a call number for one of the planes in last week's terrorist attacks, into your microsoft word program and change the font to "wingdings" size 26 and see if you become freaked out. That's it.

"Put that in your pipe and smoke it! With your burnt lips ... "
August 21, 2001

Big Daddy @13:55 EST Finally, the update you've been WAITING for...
and it Will probably be the next one as we have pictures of grinding and of a new found glory concert we went to. You can even see the goko staff with Jordan of NFG. As soon as someone scans them that is. So YEAH, School's starting soon. Maybe I can do more stuff cuz I'll have to be home every night. Including a new layout. But until then, the five people that did come here and voted on the poll, you'll be happy to see the updates again. And We'll be advertising for goko with new shirts that we'll make. And with that the quote below is part of the song "certain" by NFG. Nobody likes us, nobody.

"My life is an open book of changes, and it just occured to me, I dream of all these different places, that I will never see..."
June 5, 2001

Big Daddy @17:55 EST I've got my hashpipe.
So the new story is up there and a new image can be seen as the main image if it comes up. The old story is in the News Vault, and I'm sorry that the last one was desperate but I needed an update. And since I don't have a scanner or a digital camera, I'm relying on the other members to scan and take pictures. So whenever they might feel like scanning or uploading, there will be bigger updates.

"Hand me down flip-flops, hand me down soccccccks."
May 30, 2001

Big Daddy @23:20ET It's been two months since the last update.
Ok, Goko is about to make its comeback. To keep the people of Pottsville updated with everything they need to know and people everywhere else. More pictures, more stories, more news is all coming and the feature I promised two months ago will be produced, hopefully. And that's all I have to say. Maybe I'll get a constructive update going in the next few days. Peace out.

"You talk about sublimnable!"
March 29, 2001

Big Daddy @23:20ET Watch Yo'self
Arrright. Enough downtime from the site. I'm making a comeback, but don't call it a comeback! Coz' to have a comeback is to have a setback first and I've been here all month! *clears throat* Notice the title bar tells you that myself and other PAHS kids are goin' to an NFG concert on April 19th in Scranton, at Tink's Lounge (a club). Everyone in the area should be there. If you're not, you don't know what you're missing. Plus the tickets are only 10 bucks. Buy em' at Ticketmaster.
Alright, now, I'm going to make a new section called a features section. Just about every site has one so I'm doing it too. I have an idea of what my first will be but just wait a few days. I'll get it up. I'd like to call it a dedication to a foo'. Gotta do some surfin. Catch my wave? Ah hah.. yeah.

"Preservation. It's a beautiful thing. (*smash*)"
February 27, 2001

Big Daddy @23:20ET Hello, I'm here to kill you.
If I can, I'd like to use the famous webmaster cliché right about now and state that, "No, I'm not dead." With that out of the way, now I have to say that I don't really have any update material for you. I recommend you to watch the Tonight Show with Jay Leno because it is quality programming where you can find many cannibal jokes. New story up top, crash story moved to the News Vault, and well, I'm alive.

"Why does Hannibal Lechter eat Jennifer Lopez last?" "Why's that Jay?" "Cuz theres always room for J-Lo!! Oh!"
February 8, 2001

Big Daddy @22:20ET Saving the world just to grind a little ...
On sunday, we found ourselves bored. So we decided to make a grind session. With there now being seven of us, (marc, tony, dan, chuck, kissinger, chris mercuri & domenic mercuri) our grinding style is expanding. And so Domenic and Kissinger's GF took us around looking for poles. We ended up behind the Catholic War Vets near railway. There's only one rail there, but it's cool. I was in a scream mask, Tony was a mailman, Dan was a ... i don't know, Chuck was a superhero, Kissinger was a vampire (?), Chris was supposed to be a pirate but looked like the hamburgler guy from McDonald's, and Domenic was Spiderman. Don't know what I mean? Check out the new pictures in our Grind Session section of the site. They are the ones on the bottom. They may take a while to load, but they're worth it. Lobo Fuerte.

"EEEE! Trouble with a Capital T! I know someone has already used that one ... "