- I wont
hurt you, for a while.
- Oh
I don't know her, but i know her mom.
- "Hello,
come over here and we can all have sex, bye."
- Chuck
-"Don't you remember the note you slipped in my pants" Girl
- "Me?" Chuck - "Oops!!"
- Sure
I'll call you...whats your name?
- i remember
it like it was yesterday...or last week in this case
- Listen
B*tch I'm wearin the pants in our relationship
- Sure
i like you...hmmm who's your friend?
- No
i wont let you slip into somethin comfortable i only have til 11
- Gee,
for a fat girl you don't sweat much
- you
know the more you drink the prettier you get
- girl
- what do you think i am some kind of whore Chuck
- well you are expensive
- Your
ugly but your the only one here, my names chuck
- Swallow
it before you talk to me!
- Stop
dancing you f%#@ing cheese!
- Don't
WOW me you potato chip!
- Go
inside and tell that b@*$% to cook me some blueberry pancakes
- I wanna
be a dictator, I'm already a d%#$
- Yo
beast!
- I shoved
it up the snowman's a%#hole
- Fat
by nickname, fat by nature.
- Wrestling
is the gateway between Earth and Hell.
- I don't
like hamburgers.
- Chuck
to Dan - "Yo, maybe that's why people lived to be old in bible
times ... they never spunk till their married and then they only did
it once. They lived to be 800!! Today we won't even live to be 90
cuz' everyone whacks off. Man, we have it made."
-
[talking
to the pregnant one] Pregnant one: "Hold on
a minute, I'll be with you." Chuck: "We've
got a minute, you got nine months."
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