To describe this section in one word, I'd have to say... "useless." But, you can still have fun.
| Quotes from the past... |
| "There aren't any positive numbers down there in the negative world."
----------------------------------------------------------D. S. (Algebra II) |
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| "Grab onto my machine and I'll take you where you wanna go."
----------------------------------------------------------Hardcorps Contra (Sega Genesis) | |
| "I love Calafornia! I practically grew up in Phoenix!"
----------------------------------------------------------Al Gore (idiot) | |
| "Alright, numbers. Yeah, cuz' sometimes it helps to understand a word if we Break It Down. Let's do that now, shall we? Alright, numb means that you can't feel.. yeah, numb means you can't feel and then brr... that's the sound you make when you're cold. So I guess my answer would be a person who can't feel that they're, uh, that they're cold."
----------------------------------------------------------Michael Keaton (actually Matthew Perry [SNL]) | |
| "Losing both your sons, man... that's up there with getting it up the ass from your great grandfather."
----------------------------------------------------------Jon Will | |
| "You're not substituting the black box for the grey matter ."
----------------------------------------------------------D.S. (Algebra II) | |
| "On the next episode of GUN DAM WING... Heero Yuy, the MACKDADDY of mech-wars, goes head-to-head with Zech's Tallgeese. Watch out Heero! This hungry monster lets his fingers do the talking! Hey Trowa, care to dance? *under breath* Ok, but it'll be your last... On the next episode of GUN DAM WING... episode 35: Hero to darkness."
----------------------------------------------------------DBZ Announcer does Gundam | |
| "No longer am I Kami or Piccolo.. I am the Namek who has long since forgotten his name."
----------------------------------------------------------Piccolo (fused with Kami) | |
| "You won't even share a funnel cake with me? You share everything with [unnamed]. Even the same spit. Truth hurts."
----------------------------------------------------------The person who sets everyone straight | |
| "You've got to eat the pudding, man. You just got to do the damn thing, Ok?"
----------------------------------------------------------NFG!! | |
| "Hey ladies. What's up?" "What kind of pick up line is that?"
----------------------------------------------------------NFG!! | |
| "Automatic Pilot. Zoom out! Zoom out! Zoom out! Zoom out!"
----------------------------------------------------------D.S. (Algebra II) | |
| "Ski down that slope and you're gonna' get downhill FAST!"
----------------------------------------------------------D.S. (Algebra II) | |
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"C'mon, Ashley, this isn't beauty class 101!"
----------------------------------------------------------D.S. (Algebra II) | |
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"3 points give you a confidence factor."
----------------------------------------------------------D.S. (Algebra II) | |
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"Piecewise, define."
----------------------------------------------------------D.S. (Algebra II) | |
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"Some of you are lookin' at your book like somthin' magical's goin' on here..."
----------------------------------------------------------D.S. (Algebra II) | |
| "You can go back to your comfortable security blanket of the slope-intercept form."
----------------------------------------------------------D.S. (Algebra II) | |
| "On the next episode of DRAGONBALL Z: KRILLIN'S IN THE HOOOOUUUUSE!! Heheh, man, I'm funny... No, no I'm not. God I hate my life... *BOOM* *FALL* aheaeghggeeaahggeaagh...
----------------------------------------------------------DBZ Announcer realizes... (Jon Allen-DaizenshuuEX) | |
| "If I had to pick up dog shit, it would be really easy. I'd just go BAM!!"
----------------------------------------------------------Adam 'Isaac Hayes the Beezlebub' Bamford | |
| "Every time I try to get a hold of somebody, it's like playing phone tag."
----------------------------------------------------------Old guy in Frescos | |
| "He said, 'What did you do?' I said, 'I ran into a wall!'"
----------------------------------------------------------Old guy in Frescos |