tales from the crib

Written By Big Daddy | Story Background By Khool

Bill Bill's Tyranny --"The story of the over consumption of power"

Once, there was a man named Bill Bill. He was a humble man who lived in Philadelphia. He was a mailman for the Philadelphia Post Office. One day, a letter came for Bill. He was extremely happy since a mailman rarely ever got a letter. The letter read that he was the chosen mailman to be the ruler of the world. He was just like, "Whoa." So he started to get mail from all over the world from others and they were gifts to him. He was very gracious for all of these and thanked them all and re-assured them that it was all too much but they just bowed and said "all hail Bill."

So Bill, who was actually Bill Bill the mailman from Philadelphia, started to like this idea of ruler of the world. So he started getting radical ideas about ruling the world. He soon made everyone his permanent slaves. The whole world rested in Bill's hands. So he decided to take advantage of it. He made himself a headquarters inside of an underground mountain in Nebraska. But soon enough, the Horntoads' had a son named Rock. Well, Rock grew up not being under the slave rule of the almighty Bill. He was sick of all the publicity that Bill was getting and realized that he had to be destroyed.

Bill had already sent his faithful slaves to Africa to see if any people were left to become his slaves. Meanwhile, Rock had found Bill's secret underground mountain Headquarters and had entered it with ease. Upon entering, Rock exclaimed, "Hey, Bill! I will not obey you!" So Bill just said, "I better get my army." So he requested for all of his slaves to be returned to him immediately via FedEx. However, this procedure was to take 3-5 days and Bill was not all about that.

So the two of them started to fight. As it seem, the match was pretty much dominated by Bill who was about 10 times stronger and bigger. At one point, Rock started to punch the air wildly while Bill just held his head back with his hand. After realizing his efforts were worthless, Rock sighed and said, "Noooooooooo!" Bill then exploded with rage and said, "Stop talkin' slow mo' mofo!" Rock nodded and said sorry. Once again they began to fight. They became deadlocked with hand in hand pushing against eachother. Rock escaped using an old one-two technique he learned as a child and head-butted Bill in the stomach. However, this did not hurt Bill at all. So Rock left out another, "Noooooooooooooo!" Once again, Bill, exploding with rage, "I told you to stop talkin' slow mo' mofo!!!!" He then slammed Rock into a corner crevace with a swing of his fist knocking him out cold.

Then, he took Rock to California to a redwood forest. He then tied him to the top of the tree with a rope. After coming to, Rock realized what was going on. Bill yelled up to Rock, "This will teach you to not talk slow mo' mofo!!" He then started to hack at the tree with an axe. Since Rock's name is Rock, he had gained unusual powers that could turn anything into a rock. Well, he took this to his advantage and turn the tree into petrified wood. Little did Bill know that this type of wood could not be broken. Bill had much strength however from using his "Ab-Roller" twice a day. However, he hadn't used it for a while and now he was getting fat. Soon enough he could not last any longer and fell to the ground in pain. Meanwhile, a rock had mysteriously appeared in Rock's hand. He began to sharpen it against the tree. He then used the sharp projectile to cut the ropes around him. However, there was a downside to getting free... he began to fall to the ground. At this rate, he would die for sure. But 5 feet from the ground he got caught on a branch and broke his left leg. Then, with the broken leg, he ghetto stomped Bill in the face. Although having problems getting up, Rock got up and exclaimed, "HA HA HA!!! I have defeated the almighty Bill!!" But then Bill got up and said, "No, you didn't. You just left a huge imprint of a foot on face." Then Rock grabbed the rock that had fallen along with him and stabbed Bill with it until he ripped a hole through his entire torso forcing him to die. Bill's final words were, "Eat more cheese....." Then Rock kicked him around and making him squirt blood all over the place. He was having fun, oh yes, you can be sure of that. Rock then returned to the secret underground mountain headquarters in Nebraska. After three days, the promised slaves had arrived via FedEx and immediately wondered, "Where is Bill??" Well, Rock told them that Bill Bill was dead so they just decided that they're new ruler would be Rock.

Well, who would've guessed it but the very next day, the Horntoads had a second son named Branch. Branch immediately picked up on the ideas that Rock once had and thought to overthrow his big brother out of the race for world tyranny. So one day, Rock sent his faithful slaves to Antarctica to find out if anyone was left to become Rock's slaves. Well, after asking the 'rents, Branch found out where Rock was hiding and went to destroy him. Upon arriving, Branch exclaimed, "I will not be your slave!" Rock just replied, "Yes, you will. You don't have a choice." Branch agreed and just then the whole world belonged to Rock. THE END!!!!!!!!!!!

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Written By Big Daddy \| Story Background By Khool Bill Bill's Tyranny --"The story of the over consumption of power"
	Once, there was a man named Bill Bill. He was a humble man who lived in Philadelphia. He was a mailman for the Philadelphia Post Office. One day, a letter came for Bill. He was extremely happy since a mailman rarely ever got a letter. The letter read that he was the chosen mailman to be the ruler of the world. He was just like, "Whoa." So he started to get mail from all over the world from others and they were gifts to him. He was very gracious for all of these and thanked them all and re-assured them that it was all too much but they just bowed and said "all hail Bill."
	So Bill, who was actually Bill Bill the mailman from Philadelphia, started to like this idea of ruler of the world. So he started getting radical ideas about ruling the world. He soon made everyone his permanent slaves. The whole world rested in Bill's hands. So he decided to take advantage of it. He made himself a headquarters inside of an underground mountain in Nebraska. But soon enough, the Horntoads' had a son named Rock. Well, Rock grew up not being under the slave rule of the almighty Bill. He was sick of all the publicity that Bill was getting and realized that he had to be destroyed.
	Bill had already sent his faithful slaves to Africa to see if any people were left to become his slaves. Meanwhile, Rock had found Bill's secret underground mountain Headquarters and had entered it with ease. Upon entering, Rock exclaimed, "Hey, Bill! I will not obey you!" So Bill just said, "I better get my army." So he requested for all of his slaves to be returned to him immediately via FedEx. However, this procedure was to take 3-5 days and Bill was not all about that.
	So the two of them started to fight. As it seem, the match was pretty much dominated by Bill who was about 10 times stronger and bigger. At one point, Rock started to punch the air wildly while Bill just held his head back with his hand. After realizing his efforts were worthless, Rock sighed and said, "Noooooooooo!" Bill then exploded with rage and said, "Stop talkin' slow mo' mofo!" Rock nodded and said sorry. Once again they began to fight. They became deadlocked with hand in hand pushing against eachother. Rock escaped using an old one-two technique he learned as a child and head-butted Bill in the stomach. However, this did not hurt Bill at all. So Rock left out another, "Noooooooooooooo!" Once again, Bill, exploding with rage, "I told you to stop talkin' slow mo' mofo!!!!" He then slammed Rock into a corner crevace with a swing of his fist knocking him out cold.
	Then, he took Rock to California to a redwood forest. He then tied him to the top of the tree with a rope. After coming to, Rock realized what was going on. Bill yelled up to Rock, "This will teach you to not talk slow mo' mofo!!" He then started to hack at the tree with an axe. Since Rock's name is Rock, he had gained unusual powers that could turn anything into a rock. Well, he took this to his advantage and turn the tree into petrified wood. Little did Bill know that this type of wood could not be broken. Bill had much strength however from using his "Ab-Roller" twice a day. However, he hadn't used it for a while and now he was getting fat. Soon enough he could not last any longer and fell to the ground in pain. Meanwhile, a rock had mysteriously appeared in Rock's hand. He began to sharpen it against the tree. He then used the sharp projectile to cut the ropes around him. However, there was a downside to getting free... he began to fall to the ground. At this rate, he would die for sure. But 5 feet from the ground he got caught on a branch and broke his left leg. Then, with the broken leg, he ghetto stomped Bill in the face. Although having problems getting up, Rock got up and exclaimed, "HA HA HA!!! I have defeated the almighty Bill!!" But then Bill got up and said, "No, you didn't. You just left a huge imprint of a foot on face." Then Rock grabbed the rock that had fallen along with him and stabbed Bill with it until he ripped a hole through his entire torso forcing him to die. Bill's final words were, "Eat more cheese....." Then Rock kicked him around and making him squirt blood all over the place. He was having fun, oh yes, you can be sure of that. Rock then returned to the secret underground mountain headquarters in Nebraska. After three days, the promised slaves had arrived via FedEx and immediately wondered, "Where is Bill??" Well, Rock told them that Bill Bill was dead so they just decided that they're new ruler would be Rock.
	Well, who would've guessed it but the very next day, the Horntoads had a second son named Branch. Branch immediately picked up on the ideas that Rock once had and thought to overthrow his big brother out of the race for world tyranny. So one day, Rock sent his faithful slaves to Antarctica to find out if anyone was left to become Rock's slaves. Well, after asking the 'rents, Branch found out where Rock was hiding and went to destroy him. Upon arriving, Branch exclaimed, "I will not be your slave!" Rock just replied, "Yes, you will. You don't have a choice." Branch agreed and just then the whole world belonged to Rock. THE END!!!!!!!!!!!