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(1.) Q. What is your name?
A. Shuzuki Kamagichuyamaguchi(maga)camacuasaginameragai [subtitle: Mar(c) Gustas]
(2.) Q. What was your favorite trip to Pizza Hut?
A. I liked the time when it was a snowday where we got the "All-you-can-eat" deal and it was me, Stev, Dan, Chuck, and then Kissinger came. We sang happy birthday to some battlin' miner girl and then we stuffed pizza into a McD's cup and launched it into the river.
(3.) Q. What is your favorite summer moment?
A. Flibberdyjibbit.
(4.) Q. What's the best part about Gustas' basement?
A. My basement sucks!
(5.) Q. What's the most asshole thing that Chuck ever did?
A. Playing the PENIS game right in front of Mr. Fries' family.
(6.) Q. What's your favorite place to grind?
A. I like to grind on YOUR FACE. And mostly every rail I can get myself onto in Pottsville. Especially the one at 21st and MahantongA streets.
(7.) Q. What's the lamest joke you ever said?
A. Well whenever I try a joke, I just kinda ruin a previous ones so I guess I can't say that I've ever said a lame joke.
(8.) Q. What's the lamest thing you ever did on a friday or saturday night?
A. Stayed here [my basement].
(9.) Q. What's your favorite quote?
A. "This may not be mag ties and Yahtzee, but let's do it." - Nicolas Cage (Conair)
(10.) Q. What are the chances of us staff members ever making "ARRGH!?!"?
A. One word, "Next easter vacation."
(11.) Q. Where's the rauchiest place you ever 'bated?
A. In an outlet in a wall [no, not really].
(12.) Q. What's the most annoying thing [Kissinger] said?
A. Hey guys! I got my Emo Mix! EMO EMO EMO!
(13.) Q. What's your favorite Florida moment?
A. Staying up and watching the Spanish channel. There was a show on the channel where some bug thing was in this lady and she was bouncing off the wall ... hilarious.
(14.) Q. Who's the most annoying kid in PAHS?
A. Mark Mcananey
(15.) Q. What's your favorite Schneider and/or Mieckowski quote(s)?
A. Schneider - "Bobby, you've got that rubble brow look on your face. What's wrong?" Mieckowski - "Ecstacy, come on folks, today you got Back That Thang Up ... You guys know what I'm talkin' about."
(16.) Q. What's your favorite "Tony Hawk: Pro Skater" move?
A. Kissinger sucks. Muska's 5-0 Thumpin' grind.
(17.) Q. Who do you want to be when you grow up?
A. Oscar the Grouch. I want to live in a garbage can.
(18.) Q. What was your worst attempt to get a ride?
A. Well, I wanted to see the movie, "Shaft." So I went with Heather Menchey, who was going out with Kissinger at the time and her mom took us up. I'm pathetic. Turns out everyone else went to see the movie the week after.
(19.) Q. What kind of soaps do you have?
A. Scabs.
(20.) Q. Favorite Cartoon?
A. Dragonball.
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