By Big Daddy It all began one quiet day when myself and some goko affiliates (tony and chuck) were walking home from a hard day at the office(we were in school). A usual joke for us to play on eachother is to get someone to hold out they're hand and place an empty cigarette box in the idiot's hand who opened their hand. Well i must say that i did get caught many times but rest assure that I was not the only one. Anyways, Tony picked one up and made a wild discovery. This box was full. So we took them out and placed them over the road hoping someone would pick them up later. Well, Chuck took one and broke it up and took out the tobacco. Only paper is left there. So he's acting like he's smoking this piece of paper in front of my neighbor's house. Well, when she came out on the porch and saw him performing this act, she reacted and said, "Hey kid! Put down the cigarette!" Chuck, who was laughing (as was Tony and I), just responded, "It's a piece of paper!" But she wouldn't listen and commanded that he would, "Put it OUT!" Once again, Chuck said, "I'm not smoking! It's only a piece of paper!" She did not care about what he said and repeated, "Put it OUT!" Chuck, just knowing that this lady was an idiot, threw the "cigarette" on the ground. But she was not satisfied yet and still commanded Chuck to, "Put it OUT! Step on it!" So Chuck stepped on the piece of paper that had no tobacco or smoke coming out of it and just walked away. I made a lame joke out of this by saying, "Chuck got caught not smoking!" It gained an common giggle from Tony and a shutup from Chuck. Then we continued up the street to my house for some football, OD, and Rush 2. What a buffoon that lady is thinking that a piece of paper was an actual cigarette. Oh, and I'm happy to say that all cigarettes that we layed out on the road were picked up by someone or something. I'm thinkin' it was probably a Rotary-for-life member. They must've had fun reaping the benifits of an unlighted ciggy on the ground. Oh, and just for the record, we don't smoke, we just act like idiots. Keep off the whacky weed kids, you can't substitute the black box for the grey matter. It has also come to my attention that the lady called a certain neighbor of mine named Pat Denmon. When on the phone with him, she told him that she doesn't want me and my friends smoking behind her car. She also commented that if the cigarette falls in the gastank, the car would blow up and all of the houses around it would catch on fire. She did not want her house to catch on fire... right?